"My heart could take a chance / But my two feet can't find a way"
2 Comments Published by H on 11 August 2006 at 3:19 PM.
Another reason to get a new job: I have just witnessed the amphibian
equivalent of an orgy. I walked in on the unsavoury yet compelling sight of
two terrapins doing the wild thing whilst the other terrapins crowded around
silently watching. My exclaimation of surprise sent them all flying back
into the pool (they're very timid creatures). Anyway, luckily for me (well I
hope so at least) I have an interview for a traineeship on Monday. Quiver,
quake, eep.
I'm once again secretly blogging from work as Orange are completely useless.
So, only a quick entry I'm afraid but time enough for a few thoughts:
- Ronan Keating is back. If that isn't bad enough, the
old-lady-contigent-botherer has wrapped his raspy tonsils around MOR radio
favourite, "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls.
- Pop snob that I am, Mr J.T's comeback, "SexyBack" has been tainted by
everyone else loving it. Taking it's place in the repeat plays chart is the
new Scissor Sisters ditty, "I Don't Feel Like Dancing".
- Reasons why "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" is a possible contender for Best
Moments in Pop 2006: 1) It's disco-ball glitter excess in 3 minutes but it's
about NOT wanting to dance. 2) It features handclaps (I refer you back to my
thesis regarding the pop song and handclaps.) 3) The lyric "you got so many
colours / make a blind man so confused" is almost on a par in terms of pop
nonsense as "they call me Thomas / last name Crown" from Nelly Furtado's
"Promiscuous". Anyway, had I but world enough and time, I would make an All
Time Top Five Dance Songs About Dancing.
- I got my degree results and I officially have a 2:1 in English Literature.
Hurrah! (But boo that it wasn't a first. Nevermind. I must not be
ungrateful.)
- Big Brother is ending soon and the television will be back to normal!
- But in the meantime there is always the Studio Ghibli season on FilmFour
to entertain me. ("Princess Mononoke" yay!)
- Four words: Snakes On A Plane (!!!)
Okay, I have to get back to the pressing business of writing barcode numbers
onto posters. Sigh.
equivalent of an orgy. I walked in on the unsavoury yet compelling sight of
two terrapins doing the wild thing whilst the other terrapins crowded around
silently watching. My exclaimation of surprise sent them all flying back
into the pool (they're very timid creatures). Anyway, luckily for me (well I
hope so at least) I have an interview for a traineeship on Monday. Quiver,
quake, eep.
I'm once again secretly blogging from work as Orange are completely useless.
So, only a quick entry I'm afraid but time enough for a few thoughts:
- Ronan Keating is back. If that isn't bad enough, the
old-lady-contigent-botherer has wrapped his raspy tonsils around MOR radio
favourite, "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls.
- Pop snob that I am, Mr J.T's comeback, "SexyBack" has been tainted by
everyone else loving it. Taking it's place in the repeat plays chart is the
new Scissor Sisters ditty, "I Don't Feel Like Dancing".
- Reasons why "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" is a possible contender for Best
Moments in Pop 2006: 1) It's disco-ball glitter excess in 3 minutes but it's
about NOT wanting to dance. 2) It features handclaps (I refer you back to my
thesis regarding the pop song and handclaps.) 3) The lyric "you got so many
colours / make a blind man so confused" is almost on a par in terms of pop
nonsense as "they call me Thomas / last name Crown" from Nelly Furtado's
"Promiscuous". Anyway, had I but world enough and time, I would make an All
Time Top Five Dance Songs About Dancing.
- I got my degree results and I officially have a 2:1 in English Literature.
Hurrah! (But boo that it wasn't a first. Nevermind. I must not be
ungrateful.)
- Big Brother is ending soon and the television will be back to normal!
- But in the meantime there is always the Studio Ghibli season on FilmFour
to entertain me. ("Princess Mononoke" yay!)
- Four words: Snakes On A Plane (!!!)
Okay, I have to get back to the pressing business of writing barcode numbers
onto posters. Sigh.
